For the Good of Mankind

This past weekend my hub decided to buy me a replacement vacuum, hereafter referred to the term hoover, which is the English term we call all vacuums. So my hoover which funnily enough is a Hoover product has been konking for some time now, I have been slowly and methodically working on my hub for a Dyson. My mum has always bought them ever since they first came out in England some years ago, she used to have three German Shepherds so I often saw first hand how good this space aged looking hoover was (well they did look abit spacy when they first came out).

We drove down to the BX on Nellis so I could get one for a decent price and tax free, lets not discuss the cost of tank of gas that it cost to drive down there, I feel like I got a good deal and that's all that counts.

I have been working on him for a few months, he is not what I would call cheap by any means, but in his world its just a hoover and not worth that type of cash, if it had been a car stereo, which I know he is pandering after in return for his generous hoover purchase (oh yes hub, I see your deceitful ways, lol) anyway he wouldn't bat an eyelid over spending that type of dosh for something like that, but this was different, because its not something he uses.

So anyhow my charm won him over and I got it home and it is FAB-U-Less, which brings me to my point for today, the story of the Dyson is that Mr Dyson was at home one day and decided to hoover up, was probably instructed by his wife more like, anyhow whilst hoovering he basically thought it was crap and had no suction so he devoted his life to creating the perfect hoover, after many prototypes voila, Bob's your uncle, here we have the fabulous vacuum and a good load of ole cash he made to boot.

You see girls, the good men could do for mankind if they just once in a while did a bit of housework, if they were inclined to get mucking in around the house, who knows what new confusing conundrums could be solved with innovative creations. I know I have had a good talking to my hub about the benefits of him helping around the house and how it may inspire him to solve world hunger, or at the very least create a device that would refill the toilet paper holder when empty instead of the mum-o-matic that is in my house.

So lets get those men digging into some elbow grease for the sake of mankind and its requirement for global improvement.