Cougar Camp

I recently read an interesting blog regarding a local Cougar Camp that is available in our fair city of ST George. I admit I was curious so I sent the Enrollment Specialist some questions about the course and they were lovely enough to send me sample certificate to tempt me to sign up with their classes. I was so impressed with the nice young man who has been giving me information, such a nice young man, very polite and informative I am sure that he will make some man a fine wife. Anyway I am definitely going to sign up and was so motivated that I have decided to go down to the hairdressers today and get me a cougar haircut, I recently saw one at the gym from what I believe had to be a graduate from the same program and I believe its a pre-requisite for the course. If your not sure if its for you look at these tips:

Women between the ages of forty and sixty who date younger men are cougars. These women are single, divorced, or bored homemakers and they come in all shapes and sizes. Not all cougars are drop dead gorgeous, however they do have one thing in common, they are self-confident and have a zest for living. Cougars are not seeking a man who will take care of them, nor do they want to marry. Instead, she prefers to flirt, and seek adventure with younger men. The cat wants to travel, go out to dinner and dance the night away. Being a cougar is not for every woman, but for those of you who want to venture out of your den and have some fun, then here are some tips on how to become a cougar.
  1. Self Improvement:

    As a cougar, you need to realize that you are competing with women that are younger than you are, so you have to exercise to build your confidence and your self-esteem. Therefore, commit to 30-minute daily workout.

  2. Youthful hairstyle

    Appearance:

    A new hairstyle will lift your spirits, and make you feel youthful. Make an appointment for a high quality hairstylist. Rather than playing it safe, ask for a new look. A short hairstyle is great and easy to maintain, but let’s face it men prefer longer hair. A shoulder length bob with long sweeping bangs is always attractive. Be sure to cover any gray, with color and highlights.

  3. Wardrobe

    A Lioness knows that less is more, and their appearance is sophisticated. Plunging necklines need to be in moderation and in good taste. You can be sensual in a form-fitting top, and a knee length skirt, or the classic black dress. Your wardrobe needs to fit you perfectly. Dress to impress, compliment with accessories and a fantastic pair of 3-inch heels or flirty sandals. Men will observe your confidence, curves, and your body language.

  4. Beauty

    Stop by the Bare Minerals counter and ask for a make over. The makeup artist will show you how to apply makeup that is good for your skin. You will receive a natural look with a hint of bronzer. Your face will have a healthy flawless appearance. Complete the look with eye shadow, mascara and lipstick. Purchase the colors that are right for you. Wear your mineral makeup daily. When you look beautiful, you stand taller and you do the catwalk.

  5. Cougars naturally smile; therefore whiten your teeth for a brighter smile. Refrain from drinking coffee, red wine, or eating any foods that will stain your teeth.

  6. When it is time for the cougar to leave her den. She must take all that she has learned, and hunt for a younger man. Select your hunting ground accurately. Smile, laugh softly, and when you walk you need to saunter, hips gently swaying, perfect posture, your body toned, leg muscles defined. All eyes will be on you! Men will naturally want to get to know a woman who is confident and happy.

So if your interested in signing up for this course, let me know and I can put you in touch with the very nice young man who has helped me.

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Comments

Jdizzle said…
I LOVE THE NEW DO! Very fitting for a Cougar Lady In Training! To answer your other questions, I will find out the cost of this program for you. I'm sure we can apply your military discount as well. We love our men in uniform! You will also be able to take this certificate across state borders and still maintain your certification! Many cougars find that the same rules apply when you are hunting all over the U.S.
Unknown said…
C'mon...is Mike trying his photochop skilz again? That's obviously a pic of Gary Busey's face on Carrot Top's body...






I'm really sorry for that one Brit-Tan. I know we haven't met but Mike has told me about you a little. I'm hoping that you can enjoy my comment for the humor it was intended to bring... If you are offended, kick Mike right in the junk...it's all his fault...

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